...it is from that hour that I incline to date my Spiritual New-birth, or Baphometic Fire-baptism; perhaps I directly thereupon began to be a Pig.

February 01, 2007


Yo yo, check it! Mizzaude and Bizzessie up in da hizzeeee!

Okay, so it's a little tough to make out, but Maude and Bessie have started b-pigging (that is, "breakdancing") for exercise -- you can see their little piece of cardboard (necessary for doing sweet spins) down on the floor there. Here Maude is doing a "freeze," while Bessie is getting ready to do work on her "downrock." For the moment, she be straight chilling, but homeslice here can hit a pretty fly pike when it's time to throw down.

Awww yeah.

(Actually, I made them a tunnel out of a file folder and this is what has eventually become of it. Notice the green lettuce carnage, though! That's pretty hardcore!)