...it is from that hour that I incline to date my Spiritual New-birth, or Baphometic Fire-baptism; perhaps I directly thereupon began to be a Pig.

January 11, 2006


Floor time, another one of our efforts to keep the porkers' weight under control. Starts out like most floor time does, a little sniffing around, a little scuttling into corners...
Then BOOM! Oh no you didn't! Oh no you did not! You did NOT just pee in Maude's face in front of the BIBLE. That is WRONG! Jesus would be HORRIFIED with you right now. No! Now you're trying to EAT the Bible? Oh, man.
The spawn of SATAN!


Blogger jb. said...

That it's the bible is one thing, but man, that's a library book!

8:45 pm  
Blogger m&b said...

Just for the record, no library books were harmed in this incident.

12:47 am  

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